Maxim’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” Survives Deadly Farts On A Plane

Former professional golfer and Maxim’s most recent “Sexiest Woman Alive,” Paige Spiranac, described the nightmare she experienced on a plane in her latest podcast episode released Tuesday.

The 29-year-old said that a 3-and-a-half-hour flight turned into a six-hour nightmare after bad weather impacted her travel. “It was not okay,” Spiranac told listeners, “the guy next to me kept farting. It was so disgusting.”

Spiranac mentioned that she continues to wear a face mask while traveling. “I was gagging, like, suffocating. Suffocating!” she continued.

Her seatmate ate and fell asleep during the flight, and began non-stop farting. The flight attendants sprayed air freshener but it didn’t help, she said.

“I can’t see. I can’t breathe. All my senses are shutting down because of these disgusting farts,” Spiranac said on the show. Even after the plane landed, passengers could not deplane due to lightning. “The last thing before I die is to smell these, like, rancid farts,” she told her co-host. “In the last, like, 30 minutes, I just slowly started to cry because I couldn’t breathe.”

Spiranac is the first athlete to be ranked as the “World’s Sexiest Woman” by Maxim. She’s previously received death threats, been blackmailed, and told she’s only in her position as a professional golfer because of her cleavage.

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